Chris McCausland

Tour dates moved to 2021…

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I’m in my 17th year as a stand-up comedian. I’m blind. I’m from Liverpool but live in London. I’m married and have a young daughter. I’m 42. I like technology and gadgets and football and comedy and a very specific type of sci-fi. I can’t stand mayonnaise and Facebook and any podcast my wife seems to want to play on full blast in the car. I can’t do beatbox but my daughter is too young to know that and thinks I’m amazing. I love spicy pizza! I can only speak one language despite my wife being a foreigner and me having 14 year’s to learn some of her’s. I am a fan of both Apple and apples, and am typing this on one whilst eating the other. I’m not very political. My general mood usually correlates with the latest success or failure of Liverpool Football Club. I make a fairly decent spag bol. My knees crack every time I crouch down, and my mouth hangs open whenever I think too hard. That’s about it.

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Telly News…

  • 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown – Fri February 14th, C4 at 9pm

    Yes I have filmed my debut appearance on the wonderfully anarchic 8 out of 10 Cats Does countdown, which will be on the telly on Valentine’s Day. I’m not going to say how the actual game went – I’ve signed the official secrets act, but it was absolute bloody mayhem and I probably don’t even know half of the shit that went on around me. I haven’t laughed that much in ages though!

I have recently made my debut appearance on both Would I Lie to You? and Have I Got News for YOU, and also made my second Live at the Apollo appearance on the 2019 Christmas Special. Check out the video below for some clips, and remember to check out those tour dates!