Chris McCausland

Hi there. I’m a stand-up comedian. I’m blind. I’m from Liverpool but live in London. I’m married and have a young daughter. I’m 42. I like technology and gadgets and football and comedy and a very specific type of sci-fi. I can’t stand mayonnaise and Facebook and any podcast my wife seems to want to play on full blast in the car. I can’t do beatbox but my daughter is too young to know that and thinks I’m amazing. I love spicy pizza! I can only speak one language despite my wife being a foreigner and me having 14 year’s to learn some of her’s. I am a fan of both Apple and apples, and am typing this on one whilst eating the other. I’m not very political. My general mood usually correlates with the latest success or failure of Liverpool Football Club. I make a fairly decent spag bol. My knees crack every time I crouch down. I more often than not sit down to do a wee these days as I can get some emails done, and my mouth hangs open whenever I think too hard. That’s about it.

Nice to meet you. Thanks for stopping by!

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  • I will be on the Christmas special episode of Live at the Apollo this year. Sara pascoe is hosting – I think she’s bloody wonderful! – And I think it’s on the telly on Boxing Day, maybe. I’ll update this when I know exactly. This will be my second Live at the Apollo appearance, although it goes under the name of Noel at the Apollo for the Crimbo one.
  • I have just filmed the totally fantastic Would I Lie To You? which will be on BBC1 later this year. I had tons of fun sat next to Lee and arguing with David – So keep an eye out for Sieries 13. I’ll let you know once I know the broadcast date!

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