Visual digital dystopias of doom

I have spent a lot of today trying to get to grips with video editing – And more specifically, being able to add subtitles to social media videos, as I understand that most of you on these dreaded digital dystopias of doom are just too sodding lazy to actually click the video to turn the bloody volume up half the time…

So the blind bloke has to provide purely visual content options, on increasingly visual platforms, through ridiculously visual processes, that make me want to throw my computer out of the window in frustration sometimes – or at least kill everybody that lives with in a five mile radius of my house!

What I’m trying to say is, that I think I’ve had a good day today, and that I might have got to grips with it a bit, so I should hopefully be pumping your lazy eyeballs full of snippets of purely optical social media content in the very near future – with an added soundtrack option for the more sporty of you who don’t mind actually clicking the bloody thing.

Unless of course this post is flagged up by some national security algorithm that identifies me as a potential threat to the whole of South West London if I have a bad day tomorrow.

Fingers crossed.

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I am a stand-up comedian from Liverpool. I am blind, and I live with my wife and young daughter in South West London.

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